Friday, 7 September 2007
People... I don't usually blog about celeb gossip stuff but this one is an exception...With all the hype about Rihanna and Shia Lebeouf(that Transformers guy), and the juicy news about the possibility of them dating, its just irresistible to pen down some parody of them being together. So, I've decided to rewrite the lyrics of Rihanna's ever-so-famous song 'Umbrella' into a new Shihanna version...
P.s. This is just for laughs... ;)
Jay Z (rap)
Shia
Rihanna
Shihanna (Shia + Rihanna together)
Remix (Shia, Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Chic car turns robot)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Transform)
Ahuh Ahuh
No oil in my tanks
Let it rain
I transform into Optimus Prime (Eh eh)
Come'n down with the motion sickness
When the clouds come we gone
We Shihanna (Eh eh)
Bumblebee fly higher than weather
And Megatron rocks it better
You know me
An anticipation for transformation
Keeps carpark coupons for rainy days (Eh eh)
Jay, Shia boy boy is back with lil Ms. Megan
Rihanna where you at?
You had my heart
and we'll never be world apart
Maybe in magazines
But you'll still be my robot
Baby cause in the dark
When you see Transformers
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because...
[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
I'll wanna go shopping
Take me to Babados
And to get some Armani
Don't tell my mama where I've gone
Cause afterall I'm only 19
Now that it's raining more than ever
Your Transformer's getting kinda rusty
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella (Ella ella eh eh eh)
Or you can call it a Parasol (para para sol sol sol)
Under my Umbrella (ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my Parasol (para para sol sol sol sol sol sol)
Those Decepticons
Will never come in between
I'll fight them off
For my one and only
When the war has took it's part
And if I'm not yet reduced
To pathetic scrap metal
Then I'll give you a ride
Because ...
[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
I'll drive you around the city
Won't drive 2 Fast or 2 Furious
Said I'll always be your Transformer
Chau-ffeuring you
Wherever you wanna go
Now that it's raining more than ever
I need to use your Umbrella
You can ride in my Transformer
And be my Megen Fox (Megen Megen Fox Fox Fox)
Ride in my Transformer (former former mer mer mer)
And be my Megen Fox (Megen Megen Fox Fox Fox )
Ride in my Transformer (former former mer mer mer mer mer mer)
[BRIDGE]
You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
(I won't transform)
(into a Megatron)
So Gonna let the rain pour
My Umbrella will be all you need and more
Because ...
[CHORUS]
When you transform
I'll watch you transform
You can 'Shut up and drive' my Transformer
Oops I forgot you ain't got a licence
Took an oath
And we'll stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
And the Decepticons are getting nearer
You can stand under my Umbrella
And ride in my Transformer
(former former mer mer mer)
Under my Parasol
(para para sol sol sol)
And be my Megen Fox
(Megen Megen Fox Fox Fox)
With my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
It's shining (shining)
Ooo baby it's shining
You can always ride in me
Come ride in me
It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
Transform into my Umbrella
Into my Parasol
Environmentalist Blogged:22:50
