Wednesday, 19 December 2007
Environmentalist Blogged:15:53
This is a mini article taken from 8-Days Dec 13/2007:
Pikachu Is A Girl
And you thought those darn Pokemon pets were asexual. Apparantly not, as evidenced by this disturbing image of Japanese kids happily crawling into Pikachu's big, yellow um, va-ja-jay... WE only have two questions: What do they do inside, and where do they exit? Actually we think we know the answer to the second one.
Moral of the story:
Kiddie playgrounds are hotbeds of sin and depravity. Keep your children at home.
Environmentalist Blogged:12:43
Tuesday, 18 December 2007
HADY MIRZA FROM S'PORE WON ASIAN IDOL!!!
Surprised people??? I am majorly surprised!!!!! XO
Environmentalist Blogged:12:31
Monday, 17 December 2007
After a rather belated attempt at my Maths homework, I found out about a really weird Maths question from Trigonometry 3b Homework Ques 3:
You have been tasked to estimate the height of
an old tower. You have only a meter rule and a clinometer (which measures the angle of inclination - you need to read up to understand this term) with you.
In addition, you canot move into the moat as legend has it that a
serpent lurks there (it has destroyed the only bridge leading to the tower.
The above can be depicted in the diagram below...
Describe how you would go about taking measurements and estimating the height of the old tower. You should define your unknowns clearly in you explanation and bonus will be given to strategies with minimal number of measurements taken.
------Ans:------
The first unknown was what a clinometer was. I defined it as a really complicated instrument which I did not even bother to read-up on.
The next unknown was a serpent. I defined it as a really ugly-looking snake-like thingy resembling a cross between the Basilisk and Ms Toh. And since my serpent was a female, she would have lipstick (the brand that Mr Lin uses) on her to seduce the he-serpent.
Also, I would define the 'you' in the question as someone who would be soooooo retarded as to prefer wasting their time on useless things like measuring the height of the tower when I would rather explore it instead.
And with the definitions done, I would move on to go about taking measurement and blah, blah, blah...
STEP 1: Use my cellphone to go online to the babelfish website and translate 'May I please know how tall this tower is Ms Serpent?' from English to Parseltongue.
OR
STEP 1: Goggle 'height of an old tower with serpent in the moat'
OR
STEP 1: Call NASA to take a satellite picture of the tower and use scale reading to determine the height.
Environmentalist Blogged:15:08
My church is producing this Christmas musical thingy... which is NOT about the Christmas story. Its a romance tragedy where they emphasize on God's love. Its on the 22nd Dec at BPMC (Bethesda Pasir Ris Mission Church in Pasir Ris like duh!) at 7.30pm!!!Anyways, I'm supposed to do the lighting stuff and its soooooooo fun! Especially when I get to flash them like in the disco!!! YAY!There will be 3 songs and the whole musical will be mostly in Chinese but at the bilingual age we're in, obviously alot of English involved too! :)
Environmentalist Blogged:12:56
Moral of the story:
Describe how you would go about taking measurements and estimating the height of the old tower. You should define your unknowns clearly in you explanation and bonus will be given to strategies with minimal number of measurements taken.
