Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
America Airlines biggest jet
Yo mama so fat that Bill Gates couldn't even pay for her liposuction
Yo mama so fat and stupid that her waist is larger then her IQ
Yo mama so fat that when she took an elevator, it had to go down
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her own age, she died
Yo mama so ugly that when she joined a ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals'
Environmentalist Blogged:21:02
