Saturday, 28 April 2007
Have you ever thought of yourself as being fat? Have you ever tried dieting and excercising but nothing seemed to work? Well, do not fret because good advice is on the way...1) Be an aneroxic: Guranteed to lose 20 kg by the first month.2) Practise bulimia: Enjoy the pleasures of food and still lose weight. 3) Eat dust: Dust is known for its high nutrient content and low fat content. An excellent substitute for tasteless wholemeal bread. 4) Join FAT FIGHTERS: Dieting programme with a motivational instructor who will definitely remind you that you are, in reality, fat.5) Practise the half-calorie diet: Half whatever food you intend to eat by half so that you can eat twice as much. 6) Motivate yourself: Laught at yourself for being fat. Scold yourself 'fat cow' every morning until you cry. 7) Weekly liposuction: Able to remove those flabby arms immediately.
Environmentalist Blogged:21:20
Friday, 27 April 2007
Yay! Tommorow's VIP open House...
Hope that many smart kids will apply for VIP!!!
Also, I am an usher for the VIP OH. Quite a stupid job but... whatever.
Anyways, I'll have to wake up at 7.30 am. Arrrrrg, must sacrifice my beauty sleep...
Haiz...
Still, I hope to do my ushering job well! :)
Wishing myself the best of luck...
Environmentalist Blogged:19:29
Tuesday, 24 April 2007
Somehow I can't pose this video on my blog... so here's the link to a video for those who don't mind the excessive usage of the word 'asshole':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkwnSsSkFuMEnjoy laughing!!! :)
Environmentalist Blogged:20:11
I want to go to Korea because...
1) I want to observe the thriving PLASTIC SURGERY industry which Korea is famous(or rather infamous) for.
2) I want to find Bae Yong Jun & slap him left, right, center for my own personal pleasure.
3) I want to find Rain and tell the outdated stripper that his fake abs make me sick.
4) I want to go to the Expo Park where there will be many PUBLIC EXHIBITIONS for us to enjoy...
5) I want to experience a plane crash on a deserted island and start another series of 'Lost'.
6) I want to see one of the students get mugged, raped and killed.
7) I want to see those white-faced women with the tacky dresses dancing like a honeydew and then throw stale kimchi at them for their pathetic performance.
8) I want to go to Korea just so that I can complain about Korea.
9) I want to tell the Gaishas there that they are outrageously CHEAP SLUTS!!!10) I want to learn the Art of Kimchi Making so I can be the male version of the Jewel in the Palace...whatever.
Environmentalist Blogged:19:05
