Saturday, 13 December 2008
Good Morning Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elites.Surprise, surprise, yesterday was the first time in many many years when moi took a little trip down the MRT North-West line to Choa Chu Kang! And believe or not, those Upper West Siders looked so alien and whore-rific to me, as though they were some wierd genetic mix... And furthermore, the west part of Singapore was so scarily underdeveloped (compared to the East of course) with so many possible slum and squatter settlements in the constrcution sites and maybe even more guerilla groups ambushed in the unkempt forested areas... Worst, their shopping malls were fake Parkway Parade/Tampiness Mall wannabes. There was a crazy and disorderly flow of human traffic due to poor layout of the mall. But worst still, the air was induced with intense ions which kept giving my friends and I static shocks whenever we brushed past against one another. I swear that there was at least 5 times when we experience the such sudden discharges!Not to discriminate against Westerners or anything, but I still prefer the 'yelllow fever' going on at the other side of the world. After all....You know you love us.XOXOAn Upper East Sider.
Environmentalist Blogged:08:53
Hooray! I am officially a
first AIDS
certified professional.
*f you guys have any STDs you guys can come to me...just joking.
But seriously, the two days of intense mugging for the theory paper and practising bandaging people and CPR-ing them have really paid off. I feel so totally accomplished right now! x)
Environmentalist Blogged:08:43
Monday, 8 December 2008
I should be in the World Records for spending 12.5 hrs in church last Sunday (from 9am to 9.30pm)
Environmentalist Blogged:11:44
