Thursday, 1 May 2008
Ben&Jerry's used to be one of my favorite ice creams. '
USED' to be. Especially after the time when they REJECTED moi!!!!!!!
Anyways, it was 29th April, a Tuesday, their B&J Free Cone Day. And I intentionally diverted my route to White Sands because I thought of patronizing B&J (actually it was because of the free ice creams). Anyways, I got totally
FREAKED OUT when I saw that the queue stretched for miles and miles and miles... you get the drift. And then it was like immediately 'I'm sooo out of here!'... and I was. I cannot manage to understand how people could queue for soooo long (approximately 20 min) for one pathetic cone of ice cream. How cheap could they get? I should have went up to the counter and say
'Ex-xe-cuise moi! Make way for me, I'm going to buy an ice cream instead of queuing of it because I actually have money. And by the way *shoot them a nasty look* do y'all need 60cents for your bus fare home?'So I walked around and caught sight of my friend (Reuben). And we technically wasted our time away in White Sands (somehow despite its boring-ness) and at Burger King. Then after that, we went back to B&J and we initially thought the queue drastically shortened!!! Euphoria enveloped us at first.
BUT, when we reached the end of queue, we saw this be-yotch raising a yellow plastic hand (which looked like a swollen hand infected with jaundice) with the words 'I'm last in queue', meaning 'get lost the promotion is over cheapskates.' Arrggg... and it was only 7 pm!!! NOT FAIR!!! Then it was a cursing session for me and my friend i.e. we hoped that her hand would lose blood circulation from holding it striaght up and then start to rot and drop off.
So, ultimately, FREE CONE DAY IS SO FULL OF S**T
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