Tuesday, 11 December 2007
On the 1st day of X'mas
My shrink gave to me
A rope to hang myself with
On the 2nd day of X'mas
Zac Effron emailed to me
nude pics of Vanessa Hudgens
On the 3rd day of X'mas
A polar bear gave to me
A shiny golden compass
On the 4th day of X'mas
David Gan offered me
A free shave for my head
On the 5th day of X'mas
Jack Sparrow gave to me
His really creepy Black Pearl
On the 6th day of X'mas
Kumar gave to me
Some oestrogen pills
On the 7th day of Christmas
Tim Gun said to me
Designers, MAKE IT WORK!
On the 8th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Wordy divorce papers
On the 9th day of Christmas
Bill Gates gave to me
His Microsoft copyrights
On the 10th day of Christmas
Paris Hilton gave to me
A day's stay behind the bars
On the 11th day of Christmas
Donald Trump said to me
You're freakin' Fired
On the TWELVE TH day of Christmas
Santa gave to me
His white beard full of dandruff
Environmentalist Blogged:10:44
