Thursday, 19 July 2007
1) Buy him 1kg worth of deodorant for his birthday present.2) Put some live plants near him and prove to him that they will wither within 10 min. 3) Give him a necklace made of pandan leaves and tell him to wear it whenever he comes near you. 4) Send him a bottle of cologne and ask him to bathe in it everyday.5) Collect 100 dm3 of the putrid air around him with a bottle. Then release it in his face and see if he faints from his own stench.6) Bring him to an empty room and say this to him,'Something stinks, and it's definitely not me'. 7) Tell him that he reminds you of NH3 8) Arrange a meeting with the BO expert for him.9) Keep spraying deodorant/perfume/cologne onto him and pretend that it is accidental. 10) Tell that he might want to consider installing an air fresherner onto himself. 9) Run away from him whenever he approaches you. 10) According to Ren Jie, simply tolerate (which is really quite impossible as physical discomfort will lead to mental stress and will affect one's emotional state)*All this is done in the name of fun and is not a personal attack to anyone (especially askhole)
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