Saturday, 28 April 2007
Have you ever thought of yourself as being fat? Have you ever tried dieting and excercising but nothing seemed to work? Well, do not fret because good advice is on the way...1) Be an aneroxic: Guranteed to lose 20 kg by the first month.2) Practise bulimia: Enjoy the pleasures of food and still lose weight. 3) Eat dust: Dust is known for its high nutrient content and low fat content. An excellent substitute for tasteless wholemeal bread. 4) Join FAT FIGHTERS: Dieting programme with a motivational instructor who will definitely remind you that you are, in reality, fat.5) Practise the half-calorie diet: Half whatever food you intend to eat by half so that you can eat twice as much. 6) Motivate yourself: Laught at yourself for being fat. Scold yourself 'fat cow' every morning until you cry. 7) Weekly liposuction: Able to remove those flabby arms immediately.
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