Tuesday, 24 April 2007
I want to go to Korea because...
1) I want to observe the thriving PLASTIC SURGERY industry which Korea is famous(or rather infamous) for.
2) I want to find Bae Yong Jun & slap him left, right, center for my own personal pleasure.
3) I want to find Rain and tell the outdated stripper that his fake abs make me sick.
4) I want to go to the Expo Park where there will be many PUBLIC EXHIBITIONS for us to enjoy...
5) I want to experience a plane crash on a deserted island and start another series of 'Lost'.
6) I want to see one of the students get mugged, raped and killed.
7) I want to see those white-faced women with the tacky dresses dancing like a honeydew and then throw stale kimchi at them for their pathetic performance.
8) I want to go to Korea just so that I can complain about Korea.
9) I want to tell the Gaishas there that they are outrageously CHEAP SLUTS!!!10) I want to learn the Art of Kimchi Making so I can be the male version of the Jewel in the Palace...whatever.
Environmentalist Blogged:19:05
